{"id":54793,"date":"2016-05-29T07:54:18","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T12:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/?p=54793"},"modified":"2016-05-29T07:57:44","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T12:57:44","slug":"gym-creepers-we-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/gym-creepers-we-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Gym Creepers Girls Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The gym can be an intimidating environment to begin with, especially as a female.\u00a0There are large, muscular, testosterone filled men covered in sweat everywhere you look. Most of the time, you will get lucky and be able to enjoy your workout in peace.\u00a0However, every so often, you may encounter a gym creeper. Here are five different gym creepers that girls\u00a0should be on the lookout for.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Conversationalist<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At the gym, headphones should be seen\u00a0as a universal sign for &#8220;please don&#8217;t bother me&#8221;. This guy will strike up a conversation when he sees an opportunity, and you won&#8217;t want to give him more that two-word answers. Save the small talk for the bar, buddy.\u00a0And don&#8217;t ask for her number, just don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Old Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll know him when you see him. This older gentleman will most likely be strolling around checking out more than the exercise machines. You may even find him poolside strutting his\u00a0stuff in a Speedo. No thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Know It All<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-54824 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/the-11-types-of-people-youll-meet-at-the-gym_230580.gif\" alt=\"the-11-types-of-people-youll-meet-at-the-gym_230580\" width=\"387\" height=\"201\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The worst. This guy will talk to you about &#8220;proper form&#8221;, when he may be the one who needs a few pointers himself. 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