{"id":1668,"date":"2009-12-29T12:57:49","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T17:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/?p=1668"},"modified":"2014-10-26T12:04:10","modified_gmt":"2014-10-26T17:04:10","slug":"adios-christmas-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/adios-christmas-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Adios Christmas Crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1466\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1466  aligncenter\" title=\"santa-fitz-200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fitzness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/santa-fitz-200.jpg\" alt=\"santa-fitz-200\" width=\"200\" height=\"288\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s four days post-Christmas which means, \u00a0if you haven&#8217;t already disposed of all the cookies, cakes, candies and other crap food lying around your house\u00a0 &#8230; it&#8217;s time to do so. Everybody seems to use the\u00a0holidays as a big excuse to pig out and go a bit berserk on calories, but the Big C is over and the havoc you may have been reaking on your body needs to stop.<\/p>\n<p>You know that nonsense makes you feel bad anyway, right? Especially since you&#8217;re a visitor to <a href=\"fitzness.com\" target=\"_blank\">Fitzness.com<\/a> (which you&#8217;ve just proven to be). Caught you &#8211; ha! My guests care about their bodies, their lives and don&#8217;t want me to coddle them. So get moving friends! Start your workouts with a run to the cabinets, cookie jars, cans full-o-crap and feed your starving trash bin. 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